Happy Hanukkah (Chanukah, or however you'd like to spell it)

Yudeh the clumsy mohel

Always has a noisy bris

And if you ever hear it

You would have to say it is.

All the other mohelim

Used to laugh and call him names

They never let poor Yudah

Join in any dreidel games.

Then one foggy Chanukah

Shlomo came to say,

Yudah with your knife so bright

Won’t you cut the tip tonight.

Then all the other mohelim

Laughed and shouted out with glee

Yudah the clumsy mohel,

You’ll go down in Bris-tory

(by my dad, John Amira, i asked him to write me a Hanukkah rhyme)